Good News and Bad News
　　An artist asked the gallery owner if anyone had shown interest in his paintings.
　　"I‘ve got good news and bad news," she said. "The good news is that some guy inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after you died. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."
　　"And the bad news?"
　　"The guy was your doctor."
　　好消息与坏消息
　　一位艺术家问美术馆馆长是否有人对他的画感兴趣。
　　"有好消息也有坏消息，"馆长说，"好消息是有一个人询问你的作品并想知道你死后这些作品能否增值。当我告诉他可以增值时，他便将你的15幅画全部买下了。"
　　"那么坏消息呢？"
　　"那个人就是你的医生。"